
If it feels like Safaricom is playing a weird game of โnow you see it, now you donโtโ with its data bundles, you’re not paranoid. Itโs happening. A growing number of Kenyans are calling it out: every time you fall in love with a cheap data deal and make it part of your daily routine, poof! It either disappears or comes back with a nasty price hike.
What started as personal rants on social media has turned into a collective cry for transparency (or at least some consistency) in how Kenyaโs largest telco serves up its offers.
The Disappearing Bundle Trick
One X post that recently went viral captures the mood perfectly:
โSafaricom be like: Oh, you like this cheap bundle? Next time we'll hide it from the main page. Oh, you found it after multiple menus? Guess what, it now costs 10 bob extra. Oh, you paid for it 3 times after the price hike? F*ck you, the bundle no longer exists on offer for you.โ
โ @Monty_Hasashi, July 25, 2025Thousands of users resonated with the post, not just because it was hilariously worded, but because itโs painfully true. The post has so far been viewed nearly half a million times.

Another X user, @Web3flux, shared a similarly frustrating experience:
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โHave you guys noticed Safaricom keeps hitting people with increased offers every other time they show loyalty in subscribing to a certain package continuously? Like ukibuy data ya Kes 100, 1GB daily sana, they remove that option for you and increase prices mahn.โItโs a classic case of โwhat you love most hurts you the most.โ Users report that after repeatedly buying a specific bundle, say 1GB for KES 100 daily, it suddenly vanishes or reappears at a higher price. No warning. No explanation. Just pain.

And whatโs worse? Youโre then left wading through a jungle of pricier or less convenient alternatives. It feels less like smart marketing and more like a bad breakup.
USSD Menu: The Maze That Keeps Moving
If the bundle game wasnโt frustrating enough, try navigating Safaricomโs ever-changing USSD menu system (*544#, *100#, *456#, etc.). Itโs like playing musical chairs in the dark.
Just when youโve memorized where a certain option is, it gets moved to a submenu buried behind four different prompts. Want to cancel that annoying daily subscription you never signed up for? Good luck. Itโs hiding under *456# or maybe *200#, or waitโฆ is it *100# today?
Thereโs no consistency. The menus shift often, breaking the muscle memory users rely on for quick, everyday tasks. This is not just about inconvenience, itโs about consumer trust. Kenyans are growing tired of feeling like theyโre being manipulated by systems designed to extract maximum revenue with minimum transparency. Even those whoโve stuck with Safaricom for years are beginning to feel like the loyalty isnโt mutual.
The pattern is clear:
- You discover a cheap bundle.
- You use it religiously.
- Safaricom sees the data spike.
- They yank the offer.
- Youโre left with no option but to pay more.
Itโs the digital equivalent of raising rent every time your landlord sees youโre settling in.
What Can Be Done?
For starters, transparency would go a long way. If an offer is seasonal or experimental, say so. Let users know it may expire, not vanish without trace. Second, stabilize the USSD menu. Many Kenyans depend on these codes daily. Constantly shifting them around frustrates loyal users and risks costly mistakes.
Lastly, stop punishing loyalty. If someone is consistently buying a bundle, maybe reward them. Donโt yank it the minute you notice.
Safaricom is still, by far, the biggest and most stable network in Kenya. Its infrastructure, M-PESA ecosystem, and reliability are hard to beat. But these bundle games? Theyโre wearing people down. Kenyans donโt want magic. They just want consistency. Fairness. The ability to rely on a deal tomorrow if they use it today.
So Safaricom, if youโre reading this: we love that 2GB for 100 bob. Please donโt make us chase it like a ghost.
